Terms, pricing, and site boundaries

Editorial control

• All published material is written, edited, titled, and approved by the site.
• Submissions are requests for consideration only and do not guarantee publication.
• We reserve the right to decline, revise, fictionalize, rename, remove, or restage content at our discretion.

No contact or correspondence

• No public user accounts
• No direct messaging or inquiry tools
• No public contact details for featured subjects
• No correspondence with any featured subject is available through the site

Pricing

• Standard Feature — $500
• The Roast — $1,000
• Custom Collab — $2,000

Custom Collab terms

Custom Collab requests are subject to approval after purchase. If a Custom Collab request cannot be approved or completed, $1,500 will be refunded and $500 will be retained as a creative and editorial fee for time, review, communication, concept development, and any generated work already performed.

After that point, the purchaser may either proceed with a Standard Feature or decline further work.

Refunds and takedowns

No refunds are available if a featured subject later requests or receives takedown. Removal requests are reviewed manually and may require reasonable verification.

Nature of the purchase

Payment is for a curated satirical editorial feature package. Payment does not purchase access to a person, communication with a person, booking rights, matchmaking, or any real-world interaction.

Submission rules

• You may submit only content you have permission or authority to provide.
• You may not submit unlawful, defamatory, invasive, non-consensual, or impersonated material.
• You may not use the site to facilitate or attempt to facilitate direct contact with any featured subject.

Business contact

Add your legal entity name, mailing address, and support email here before launch.